wanna go halves on a baby?
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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