Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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