I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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