Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
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but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
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Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
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