I molested 6 butterflies tonight
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
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