can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
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you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
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He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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