Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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