Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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