Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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