I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
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He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
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How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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