Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
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