White coat. Heels.
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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