Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
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I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
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We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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