I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
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It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
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I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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