I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
I just forgot I was standing up.
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