party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
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We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
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Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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