I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
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Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
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Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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