before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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