Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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