i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
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Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
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Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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