Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
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Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
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You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
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