Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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