Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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