I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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