Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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