and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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