I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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