Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
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Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
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I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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