speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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