And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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