To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
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it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
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Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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