yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
COCAINE IS GR8
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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