i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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