he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
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I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
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scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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