how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
