I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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