we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
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And to think..we used to do everything sober...
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
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You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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