I must be too annoying 4 u.
Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
Tinder recommend to a friend: making threesomes easier since 2016
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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