I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
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i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
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Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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