I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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