how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
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