All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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