Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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