Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
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In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
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So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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