NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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