She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
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