Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
Randomize