i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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