weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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