She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
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He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
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Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
3pm strippers are depressing
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
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