omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
These tits shall not be calmed
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