I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
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this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
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He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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