Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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