i just made my gag reflex go away.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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