Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
It was like giving head to a cactus.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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