Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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