Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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