what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
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if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
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It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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