She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
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i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
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I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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